NO-NONSENSE OPS - STICKER PACK

Sky Trash: For the skydiver who knows that smooth landings aren’t their strong suit, but still hits the DZ like a pro. The "Sky Trash" sticker honors all those who jump with "grace" (or maybe just a little chaos). It's a playful nod to the airborne warriors who sometimes look more like tangled laundry than elite jumpers.

I’m A Real Boy: Meet Pinocchio, but this time he’s suited up in full military kit, desperately trying to convince himself that the latest gear makes him legit.

Retardcee’s: A parody of the beloved Bucee’s mascot, now wearing a soft helmet with disabilities in mind.

No Dickheads: The final and most important message in this pack. Featuring a penis character kitted out like a tactical operator, this sticker serves as a stark reminder: no matter how qualified or high-speed you are, being a dickhead is optional and not a requirement. This one’s for maintaining integrity and humility.